I’m pretty sure this isn’t lube of course but rather just some old school baby oil to make and keep the fine ass all shiny and it’s super effective. Did I just unintentionally throw in a little bit of Pokemon there?

Her name is who gives a fuck and she takes it up the poop chute like a pro, just the way I like it. Meh fuck it, I’m pretty sure I’m speaking on behalf of many: “just the way we like it”.

I usually take a minute to give a surface introduction to whomever I am writing about but it would be a complete insult to any of you if I did that with Brazzers. Everyone knows exactly who they are, what they do and how well they do it.

So, what should you know then?

That we’ve successfully negotiated a huge discount to Brazzers network!